You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Sometimes, love hurts. The abrasions of love have inspired many a great writer. From Shakespeare to Jane Austen, writers have at some time or the other dwelt upon the anguish called love. A few of the following quotes bring out the heartaches caused by love in the most striking manner.

Jane Austen
One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it unless it has all been suffering, nothing but suffering.

Anonymous
If love is so important to have that one doesn't want to lose it, why is it when we find true love we often don't notice it?

Oscar Wilde
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

Philip Larkin
What will survive of us is love.

Diane Arbus
Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.

E. Y. Harburg
Oh, innocent victims of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse;
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse.

Anonymous
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

William Shakespeare
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

Victor M. Garcia Jr.
Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.

Spanish proverb
Where there is love, there is pain.

Oscar Wilde
Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.

Sir James M. Barrie
If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.

Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

William Shakespeare
The courses of true love never did run smooth.

George Granville
Of all pains, the greatest pain,
Is to love, and to love in vain.

Anonymous
Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends?

Marie E. Eschenbach
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

13 Best moments of life

13 Best moments of life

1.To fall in love.

2.To clear your last exam. .

3.To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep. .

4.To get a phone call saying class is cancelled. .

5.To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..

6.To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed.. .

7.To touch the fingers of newly born child.. .

8.Speaking to an old friend onsunday evening.. .

9.Waiting for a call or message from your loved one whenyou are alone.. .

10.Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favourite songs.. .

11.Riding on a highway while its raining .

12.Speaking to the special one on phone while standing infront of the mirror. . Feels just Awesome :). and the last one is 'rite now'.. .

13.While reading this there was constant smile on your face which was one of the best moments I believe..! . Keep smiling, It really suits u...! :) .
Hope I Made you smile. . . ♥

Love never dies a natural death.

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.

Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. Find below the top 10 collection of really funny love quotes. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.
1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
5. Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
7. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
10. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Love can make you laugh; love can make you cry.

Love can make you laugh; love can make you cry. This page is dedicated to people who have experienced the sorrowful side of love. These sad love quotes reflect your emotions, share your grief and teach you to build your life once again. Read carefully and you will derive a lot of meaning in these valuable sad love quotes.

1. Kahlil Gibran

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

2. William Butler Yeats

Hearts are not had as a gift, But hearts are earned...

3. Anonymous

The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.

4. Tennessee Williams

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

5. Samuel Butler

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

6. Toni Braxton

How could an Angel break my heart? Why didn’t he catch my falling star? I wish I didn’t wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart.

7. Charlie Brown

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

8. Vanessa Williams

You wondered how you’d make it through. I wondered what was wrong with you. Because how could you give your love to someone else, yet share your dreams with me? Sometimes the only thing you’re looking for, is the one thing you can’t see.

9. Herman Hesse

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

10. Anais Nin

एकदा एक हत्ती असतो

एकदा एक हत्ती असतो
त्याच्यापुढे १२ केळी असतात , पण तो फक्त ११ केळीच खातो ?
का बरे ? सांगा ?
?
?
?
कारण १ केळ प्लास्टिक चे असते
हे हे हे हे हे हे ..अजून एक

यावेळी पुन्हा एकदा एक हत्ती असतो
त्याच्यापुढे १२ केळी असतात ,
पण त्याने एकही केले खाल्ले नाही का बरे ? सांगा ?
?
?
?
कारण यावेळी हत्ती प्लास्टिकचा असतो..
हे हे हे हे हे .....अजून एक

..

यावेळी पुन्हा खराखुरा एक हत्ती असतो
त्याच्यापुढे १२ केळी असतात ,
तरीपण त्याने केळी नाही खाल्ली ? का बरे ? सांगा ?
?
?
?
?
कारण सर्व केळी टी वी मध्ये होत्या
हे हे हे हे हे .....अजून एक

यावेळी पुन्हा खराखुरा एक हत्ती असतो
त्याच्यापुढे १२ खऱ्या केळी असतात ,
दोघेही टी वी मध्ये असतात
तरीपण त्याने केळी नाही खाल्ली ? का बरे ? सांगा ?
?
?
?
?
कारण केळी आणि हत्ती टी वी वर वेगवेगळ्या चेनल वर होते
हे हे हे हे हे .....अजून एक
..

यावेळी पुन्हा खराखुरा एक हत्ती असतो
त्याच्यापुढे १२ खऱ्या केळी असतात ,
दोघेही टी वी मध्ये असतात , ते हि एकाच चानेल वर
तरीपण त्याने केळी नाही खाल्ली ? का बरे ? सांगा ?
?
?
?
?
कारण टी वी बंद होता ..
हा हा हा हा हा हा हा

याला म्हणतात ' काम धंदा नाही म्हणून दुनियादारी '

Believe in Yourself

Believe in Yourself

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be.

That’s when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down.

But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.

There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are.

So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be.

Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.

Keep Believing in Yourself!

फेसबूक फेसबूक फेसबूक...

फेसबूक फेसबूक फेसबूक...

हाय हेलो पासून होते सुरुवात
मग हळूहळू मिळतात दोन दोस्तीचे हात
तो म्हणतो How Are You ती म्हणते I Am Fine
तिने विचारले How Are You तर तो म्हणतो I Am Very Fine
ह्या सगळ्या गोष्टीमध्ये आम्हाला लागतच नाही भूक
फेसबूक फेसबूक फेसबूक ………

असो दहावी, बारावी किंवा पंधरावीचा अभ्यास
आमचा तर लागला आहे फक्त फेसबूक मध्ये ध्यास
आई ओरडून म्हणते अभ्यास कर निर्लज्जा
आम्ही तिला म्हणतो आई फेसबूकमध्ये किती ग मज्जा
परीक्षा आली जवळ तरी हातात नाही आमच्या बूक
फेसबूक फेसबूक फेसबूक ………

काय ह्या फेसबूकचा रंग
सर्व कामधंदे सोडून आम्ही त्यातच दंग
कसा पसरला हा फेसबूकचा गंध
या फेसबूकला व्यसन म्हणावं की छंद
आता त्यात आमची तरी काय चूक
फेसबूक फेसबूक फेसबूक ………

दिवसभर ऑनलाईन बोलून आम्ही जरा पण थकत नाही
फेसबूक शिवाय दुसरीकडे आमचा लक्षच लागत नाही
ऑफिसमध्ये गेल्या गेल्या ठेवतो एका कोपऱ्यात Bag
आम्हाला तर करायचे असतात Friends ला फोटो Tag
काही मुली बोलतात नाजूक तर काहींना खूप घमेंड
आम्ही मात्र चुकवत नाही दयायला कमेंट
फेसबूकचे पण एक दिवशी नक्कीच होईल Certification
जर अश्याच आमच्या अकाउंटमध्ये येत राहिल्या Notification
तसे तर किती जण करतात आम्हाला फेसबूक सोडण्याबद्दल सजेस्ट
आम्ही मात्र आवर्जून बघतो कोणाची आहे का नवीन फ्रेंड रिकवेस्ट
आम्ही ठेवत नाही फ्रेंड रिकवेस्ट कोणाची वेटिंग
आमची रिकवेस्ट असेल कदाचित कोणाकडे पेंडिंग
पण आम्ही करत नाही Friendship मध्ये चीटिंग
Request बघून काही मूर्ख शोधत बसतात त्यात ही Concept
आपलाच Friend आहे असं समजून आम्ही करतो त्याला Accept
रात्रभर Chatting करून उडून गेली आहे झोप
आई म्हणते खूप रात्र झाली आहे मेल्या आता तरी झोप
अभ्यासाची तर आम्ही सोडूनच दिली आहे आशा
जेव्हा पासून लागला आहे ह्या फेसबूकचा नशा
आई सगळ्यांना सांगते की आजकाल आमच्या पोराचं अभ्यासात लक्ष लागतंच नाही
आम्ही म्हणतो आई जरा थांब ग तुला फेसबूक मधलं काही कळतंच नाही
आई म्हणते दिवसभर फेसबुकवर असतोस तुला एवढे त्यात काय रे दिसते
आम्ही म्हणतो काय करणार तुझी होणारी सून आमच्याशी बोलत बसते
त्यावर आई म्हणते माझ्या बाळा फेसबूक बंद कर नाही तर तुझं डोकं होईल Block
आम्ही म्हणतो प्रिय आई आता Chatting करू दे नाही तर फेसबूक होईल Lock
फेसबूकच्या नादामुळे कळत नाही काय बरोबर काय चूक
फेसबूक फेसबूक फेसबूक ……

A Friend....

---------------------- <3 <3 A Friend.... <3 <3 ----------------------

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

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